matilda monologue and then things got worse

MISS TRUNCHBULL Well, let us see what this creature thinks she can do when the wrath of a grown man stands before her!". miserable collection of excuses for children, and you, madam, standing there like the squit of squits, are its beating heart! HORTENSIA stands and turns toward the audience. When they go up again, the cast (including the orchestra) make their final bows.______________________________________________________________________. Till our revolting's done, . . There is the sound of a car pulling up. Miss Honey, your aunt's a murderer. They'd never believe she was capable of murder! Revolting. The CHILDREN scream in triumph. Imagine a world with no children. Imagine come on, try it Mr Wormwood, I would love to take Matilda. It's high time you were toughened up with a little . >> /Font << /F1 9 0 R /F2 13 0 R /F3 17 0 R >> >> 0000015558 00000 n R - E - V - O - L - T - I - N - G. Revolting. . . Yes, I know what caveat emptor means, you lowlife liar! Agatha Trunchbull: "Don't let them steal your horses. . Who the Dickens is Charles Dickens? Jenny: Wholly olfactorally insulting. And I would like to state, guarantorically, that we would not like any children who might be here tonight watching this to go home and try these things out for themselves. Have a marshmallow. Mrs. C, Mrs. U, Mrs. L-T-Y! That's not true, Miss Honey. I slave all day, and you're entertaining a couple of surfer dude bodybuilders! Worms are stupid. The Wormwoods and RUDOLPHO scatter. She rented it from this lovely rhubarb farmer for just $50 a month, and she covered it in honeysuckle, and she planted hundreds of wildflowers, and she moved out of her wicked aunt's house, and she finally got her freedom. [asked to sign Matilda's adoption papers]. stream May I present to you today the pinnacle of our achievements as a species. What is this trash you're reading? MISS TRUNCHBULL takes the jug and cup from LAVENDER. And though the people around me MATILDA Bruce Bogtrotter: lots of books! It is 2L84U. . My father's portrait used to hang there. MATILDA Once Agatha Trunchbull decides you're guilty, you are squished! CHILDREN* ], MISS TRUNCHBULL [She walks off stage. . . And, being stupid, he assumed I was stupid too. CHILDREN and MISS HONEY I cannot for the life of me understand why small children take so long to grow up. "Stop"? . MISS TRUNCHBULL This is the cottage from your story! [She runs off stage.]. Story? [loses it, to Matilda] This monster! She hadnt moved. The first car your brilliant father sold cost $320. Matilda: Let Matilda stay here! . . Her life was good and happy. No, they are not. Matilda I will be brave enough to fight the creatures MISS TRUNCHBULL takes LAVENDER by the wrist and drags her down the stairs off the stage. the flames are covered in foam before they can both be blown to pieces. 0000060940 00000 n nothing to fear. Matilda: 6 0 obj But you cheated them! Ironically, this was the ONLY time out of his many, many attempts when he was able to successfully land the plane. They shall be too pooped for scheming. . They are sympathetic. You didn't like the chokey, did you? All right. That a picture tells a thousand words. He must be a brilliant teacher., No, Miss Honey, Matilda said quietly. When I grow up . | Close your eyes and just dream. /CA 1 Slowly, very slowly, the Acrobat wrapped her shiny white scarf around her husband's neck. 3 30 On the way to work, xYoH)SSY w:!>8615Nqrf Ukg73y,=zr%|X*p ao{~~O{Hp '|\|WOKk%eMJ|lKi@w+g#ZIW0uCAp`i 8 0 obj Matilda: That was badgers. MATILDA hold her temper, Miss Honey says that Matilda also seems to be a math genius. You're the only daughter I ever had, Matilda. WebShow on the Road presentsMatilda Libretto 3 ACT ONE SCENE ONE [A birthday party. Nasty little creep!". [reciting the words as Matilda magically writes them on the blackboard] . Where are you going? MATILDA JR Ms. Trunchbull addresses the class. Matilda, you are so smart. I want to be in school. [he, Zinnia, and Mikey glance at the paper, then at Matilda] The waft of anarchy in progress. And I will go to bed late every night. Matilda /H [ 1137 174 ] I shall strap you to a table and perform experiments on you! And it was the most scrumptious cake in the entire world. Why would she want some snotty, disobedient kid? . Agatha Trunchbull: Michael: Although, if I happen to be doing business here again and I see him, he will not be so lucky. HORTENSIA It won't stop [him/her] reading, but . MATILDA Webneverwhere radio play script. Agatha Trunchbull: MISS HONEY LAVENDER - Theatrikos Oh, yes. The 3rd cost $68. MISS HONEY FBI Agent Bill: But why? LAVENDER MISS HONEY puts MATILDA's school blazer back on her and buttons it. All I know I learnt from telly. And there, just like I said: [walks into the dining room and looks in the mirror] MATILDA and ACROBAT'S SISTER [off stage] I have never been able to understand why small children are so disgusting. To unlock that power, all she had to do was practice. MR WORMWOOD throws down the suitcase. What is it? It can cause symptoms related to movement as well as pain, depression and loss of smell. . 1 0 obj Michael chokes the carrot, while putting baby Matilda in the sink to rinse away spinach, Miss Honey briefly nods yes as she leaves to rescue Matilda from the Chokey, Harry walks down to the kitchen, unaware that his hair has just turned an unhealthy platinum blonde, Michael's mouth drops open in shock upon seeing Harry's hair, walks into the dining room and looks in the mirror, throwing marshmallows as Matilda was grabbing the book that was thrown, the Trunchbull's car, sold to her by Harry Wormwood, has broken down, forcing her to haul it all the way back to her house, Matilda and Miss Honey arrive at Miss Honey's cottage, realizes the Trunchbull is Miss Honey's aunt, Matilda and Miss Honey walk past the Trunchbull's house, as the TV explodes, due to Matilda's powers, looks at Miss Honey and warning the children they were watching us, after smashing the entire cake platter over Bruce Bogtrotter's head, causing the children to stop cheering. MATILDA Living in revolting times. MISS TRUNCHBULL We'll be R - E - V - O - L - T - I - N - G. Narrator: This big beautiful box of facts. On the way to work, MISS TRUNCHBULL starts to rant and scream at the children, lumbering all over the stage. [cutting off Harry's hat with scissors] Maybe it was nerves. Can harbour seeds of stinkiness. You're like winning the lottery." Some will only be good at making Jell-O salad. Delicately, she extends the antenna and flips open the lid, then presses a button. All CHILDREN, except BRUCE, stand on their desk and start shouting. She is wearing a short skirt and a jumper. You're going to Chokey! It's the newt! Well. I chose looks.. You see, she was , MISS HONEY Michael, pencil and paper, in the kitchen. We must begin insisting We . Mrs. MR WORMWOOD Agatha Trunchbull: It's heading north! MATILDA A story! WebDaily Actor | Monologues | Acting Tips | Become an Actor | Services MATILDA THE MUSICAL by Dennis Kelly & Tim Minchin MATILDA: And so they prepared themselves for the most No! Very often the result of a Nice Job Breaking It, Hero. Don't just stand there gawping! These minutes you are frittering ACROBAT'S VOICE He takes it gingerly in two fingers, and shakes it. And it was often said that it was the best school in all the land. Discipline. Narrator: NIGEL Was it magic? WHO IS SHE? I said you chose books and I chose looks, Mrs Wormwood said. ""![MatilDA! Matilda: But I'm trying to say . . Did we sell some cars today, honeydew? Harry Wormwood: Agatha Trunchbull: She laughs. No, we can't! Eleven seconds! Jenny: Its your fault. MATILDA AUDITION MONOLOGUES - Truckee Community Come on, boy. Matilda She has betrayed the trust of her own sister. And on the way back . [to his partner] Matilda, thank god you're here. Am I strange? MATILDA WebMatilda The Musical Monologue luxury cars. [She leads MATILDA up onto the platform of her house.] MISS TRUNCHBULL takes a large radio transmitter from her belt. She was nothing but rude to the little girl, making her wash, iron, cook, and clean, and beating her if she did a thing wrong. ], MISS TRUNCHBULL Agatha Trunchbull: << Michael J. Fox, 61, describes Parkinson's disease as 'the gift that MISS TRUNCHBULL makes as though to erase the letters, but is bullied off the steps on the stage and disappears. You did this! [He titters.] Well, there is nothing very wrong with all this. I sold it for $1,158. CHILD and MISS TRUNCHBULL Harry Wormwood: MISS TRUNCHBULL walks over to the side of the stage and makes as though to pull at a big chain pull that has descended, then stops short and looks at MISS HONEY. Over time the symptoms gradually get worse. (When I grow up, when I grow up) From Bad to Worse / Quotes - TV Tropes Once Agatha Trunchbull decides you're guilty, you are squished! She's . Matilda, your father has been stupid and rude to both of us, yes? I will get you like you got me. In any event, parents never underestimated the abilities of their own children. The HENCHMEN scatter, looking for the Wormwoods. Mr. Wormwood: . The pong of dissent, . And they hardly noticed as the Wormwoods . It isn't much, but it is enough , MATILDA [to Zinnia] You are weak. I've got those books we spoke about, so you can just sit and read . trailer 5 0 obj When lights go up again, there are four swings hanging from the rafters. MISS HONEY comes up the stairs by the side of the stage and sits down on a swing. Zinnia Wormwood: MATILDA lies face-down on her bed. The alphabet? Who can fold paper hats with his mind. We'll be revolting children Of course you didn't do it, you little twit! 5 7 oID y-*]+b6wq?n?E7~BBJ1%eU5u}C#7=}|B?} LAVENDER runs on the stage with a jug of water, a cup, and a wriggling newt. she teaches the other students, Miss Honey decides that she must speak with Matildas parents. Slowly, she looks up. Matilda: I will put an end to your stories, young man. ESCAPOLOGIST + MATILDA: "It is called," MATILDA: They just want discipline. MATILDA When I grow up . There's another crime in the making, your car is about to run a stop sign. Chocolate cake. MR WORMWOOD im afraid they did.and . And if I couldn't teach, I'd have nothing at all. SERGEI takes his dark glasses off and bends on one knee. Yes, you! Harry Wormwood: When a person is bad, that person has to be taught a lesson! What? %PDF-1.5 [into recorder] . Harry Wormwood: And did it work? That's not fair! The pong of dissent. [everyone in the room except Miss Trunchbull and Miss Honey join in]. MRS PHELPS walks over to a cart of books, blowing her nose into a handkerchief. Are you being smart with me? PDFs of modern translations of every Shakespeare play and poem. %%EOF The answers to There is a pause. . To thunder and lightning, the ESCAPOLOGIST runs to the bedroom door, which is retreating into the background. . Till our revolting's done, Harry Wormwood: [Talking about the cake] . WebMost of these monologues are short and easy to learn, ideal for children under the age of fifteen. . MICHAEL is wearing a sombrero and RUDOLPHO carries an inflatable alligator. Miss Honey. She is everything [MATILDA] And then, she died And then, things got worse [MRS PHELPS] What? Which seems right, In a way, I fell completely in love with it. Whoever painted The Trunchbull must have had a strong stomach. SERGEI She always had to stay alone on weekday afternoons, and whenever she was told to shut up, she had to shut up. Spell or go to Chokey! I ran to the farmer and begged him to let me move in. Im sitting pretty in a nice house with a successful businessman and youre left slaving away teaching a lot of nasty little children the ABC.. You mean, there's no room in my head for all of my brains, so they have to squish out through my eyes. You can't put us all in the Chokey! MATILDA enters shortly after from the other side of the stage. Matilda: All I know, I learnt from telly! [throwing marshmallows as Matilda was grabbing the book that was thrown] [She slams the chair down.] Would you like some milk? When I grow up, And I won't care This one was mine. You mean, leave our daughter here with you? Detailed explanations, analysis, and citation info for every important quote on LitCharts. Oh my. The smell of rebellion, MATILDA MISS HONEY You'll pull his ear off! Every time the word "telly" is mentioned in the following verses, MICHAEL yells the word along with his father. Magnus. MISS TRUNCHBULL How do you fancy a nice cup of tea? What are you doing with those books, woman? 0000001067 00000 n Matil-da . Who would be here to sign for the packages? Okay, my boy, heir to the throne, today we diddle the customer. Ladies and gentlemen! She doesnt know I come here., But thats surely not right, Mrs Phelps said. Once in our Cube of Cash, any money that sticks to your gooey body, you get to take home! 3 0 obj The narrator describes how most parents think that their children are the best and the smartest. They understand children and they have the childrens best interests at heart. MRS WORMWOOD screams. ], SERGEI MR WORMWOOD slams the door and leaves. And you. . From a book in the library. She laughs. Zinnia Wormwood: He doesn't sound noice. And when I grow up, Already Lavenders scheming mind was going over the possibilities that this water-jug job had opened up for her. Magnus was his name. MISS HONEY Because she's a spectacularly wonderful child and I love her. . [She takes an inhaler from HORTENSIA and throws it into the wings.] I think . Agatha Trunchbull: Julius Rottwinkles M&Ms No, I'm so sorry; it was a silent Z! The crowd held their breath as she hurled over the sharks and spiky objects. COMPANY . MATILDA . It's called "Moby Dick", by Herman Melville. The stench of revolt, Well, I'll pay you back, young lady. MISS TRUNCHBULL To be a grown up. Complete your free account to request a guide. MATILDA takes SERGEI by the hand and pulls him to the side. You must remember that she was still hardly five years old and it is not easy for somebody as small as that to score points against an all-powerful grown-up. It's . This sickening stench away! Doesn't mean that you just have to grin and bear it. [She takes another drink.] And when everyone shouts They had a son called Michael and a daughter called Matilda, and the parents looked upon Matilda in particular as nothing more than a scab. I'll see you tomorrow. Why don't you run away? And if I couldn't teach, I'd have nothing at all. The commentator from her videos starts speaking, and MISS TRUNCHBULL flails as though recreating one of her games. Harry Wormwood: [She starts walking off stage.]. AAAHH! Miss Honey, please don't let them Harry Wormwood: A television is brought out by MICHAEL, who has a ukulele strung around his back. MATILDA stands near the front of the stage, looking anguished. Which is what she said happened. I have a nice house, a wonderful husband and you are slaving away teaching snot-nosed children their ABCs. do something. This villain! And do you know something else? Quiet! I taught them! They can't get worse! Children need discipline. Sorts the merely "rank" from the "revoting". I'm fed up with all this reading! I broke your arm once before; I can do it again, Jenny. I'm so very, flaming clever. Yeah, I got a boy, Mikey, and one mis-*take*, Matilda. To unlock that power, all she had to do was practice. MISS TRUNCHBULL I don't know anybody who did. Revolting, I say! I grab a drill. You did this, you vile, repulsive, malicious little sinner! Quiet. It's the female minor. Is there a child at school who's behaving like a bully? Sign in|Recent Site Activity|Report Abuse|Print Page|Powered By Google Sites. When you're grown up. Should stop the rot from setting in! MR WORMWOOD shows her a suitcase full of money. This is another moment that most kids would find scary due to the fact that Matilda goes to the house at night. For this newt, you piss-worm! But always in secret, so that the escapologist never suspected a thing. (like they seem to like shouting) But I am a match for you. MISS HONEY enters holding a stack of books tied together. What a pleasure to see you here in the library again, But I think it's good for grown-ups to have their own space. You've nothing to fear. If I play by the rules and . She jumps into her characteristic pose, fists poised on her hips, head tilted high and to the right. Amanda Thripp: This boy, Bruce Bogtrotter, is none other than a vicious sneak thief! Harry Wormwood: Even in the winter storms, I am warmed He thought I was mad. MISS HONEY reaches up as though to touch the letters, then looks at MATILDA. For this is my house. 7 0 obj Till our revolting's done. You chose books. It's your life! Wait, Dad, you're going too fast. Around with you And so the poor little girl grew up with the meanest, cruelest, horrible-est aunt you can possible imagine! Matilda: 10 Moments That Are Funny Now But Scared Us As She kept right on reading, and for some reason this infuriated the father. Wormwood! oh no Matilda not worse, they can't get worse! Using revolting rhymes. Agatha Trunchbull: What's going on? Lissy Doll, I called her. [picks up two bowls of cereal] But Miss Honey, she's got your father's house! You don't let me talk to people! 9:17 is correct. Agatha Trunchbull: [to ERIC] You! Who taught you how to speak Russian? Am I wrong? Harry Wormwood: She runs headlong onto the stage, jumps on the trampoline, and flies over the wooden platform onto the mattress, flipping head over heels. Webmatilda monologue and then things got worse proceedings of the international conference on learning representations. MISS HONEY [She raises her fists and growls, then huffs off. Charlotte Bronte? That light would still travel away from us The CHILDREN and OLDER KIDS run off stage and the scene changes to the library. With powers, the carrot flies into his mouth. And if she does, I will have her fired! I'll come in there and pound your miserable hide! She has wonderful parents who have already taught her to multiply lots of numbers. It's time you learned the family business. The OLDER KIDS bring in a tall ladder, a trampoline, a gymnastic platform, and a mattress. She didn't know. $5,000? LAVENDER walks up to the microphone as though to take it away, but after making sure no one is looking, she pulls it down to her level and starts speaking into it. /Size 33 [Ne tak horoo, kak mne hotelos by. She's got everything that's yours. We'll wait until she's gone, then we'll go get your doll. Matilda, how did you know that? Sit down. And he grabs her hand, and . FBI Agent Bob: Matilda audition sides Flashcards | Quizlet 1 Min. MATILDA, in gym uniform, joins the others in line. The newt! To be a grown up. Our, "Sooo much more helpful thanSparkNotes. Harry Wormwood: << When the sun comes up, RG0 How could she possibly have done it when she was sitting way over here? And one day, when he leaves hospital, he will still be stupid, but not so rude, I think. stream Just because I find myself in this story, [She stands and jumps into a sitting position on the wooden platform. 0000015831 00000 n 5o] unusual. You have brats yourself? Why would we waste our energy . Unfulfilled and neglected by her family, Matilda often comes up with pranks to punish her parents. HORTENSIA . Won't change a thing. What do I have to do to gain respect around here? MATILDA My mummy says I'm a miracle. We've no evidence! 0000044204 00000 n I find a session of phys-ed Never again! In this classroom, in this school, I am god! MATILDA and ESCAPOLOGIST . The stage goes dark aside from a spotlight on MATILDA. But one day I was out walking, and I . Agatha Trunchbull: Matilda, are you sure something . What poem would that be? Oh, I've your stories Matilda. The sheet parts and the ESCAPOLOGIST walks slowly forward, carrying the ACROBAT in his arms. But then things would get even, Another commenter a short while later, Ava's Demon. [She stands on one leg and the children follow.] I'm going to put the newt in the Trunchbull's jug! MISS TRUNCHBULL MRS PHELPS screams in terror. Sometimes Matilda longed for a friend, like the kind, courageous people in her books.
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